Anotherevil
June 21st, 2007, 05:08 PM
Recently Vatican released a "10 commandments for motorists"
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.
The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.
Clicky Clicky for whole article. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_road_rage)
I really didn't read what they wrote, but just to make fun of things I wrote my own. If you like them, please do digg it on my site :)
1. Thou shall not drink unless thou has connections or are (in)famous like Paris Hilton.
2. Thou shall not honk unless necessary or thou sees a hot chick.
3. Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
4. Thou shall not run a red light unless thou has checked for cops.
5. Thou shall not have more than 5 guys in thy car no matter how big thy car is. Thou does not enjoy sausage fest.
6. Thou shall not leave a hot chick un-picked from the road no matter how many buddies are in thy car. Thou can always kick one of ‘em out.
7. Thou shall not run homeless people over for no reason.
8. Thou shall not drive a piece of crap and then brag about it to thy friends. Accept the truth and pray to the lord.
9. Thou shall not leave thy car unwashed, specially if thy car has bird crap all over it. If thou does, then thou shall not drive around with thy car like thou is proud of it.
10. Thou shall not write 10 commandments for motorists if thou does not drive a car or has thee chauffeur drive it for thouself.
To Digg on My Site (http://www.thekingspeaks.com/2007/06/21/so-vatican-has-10-motor-commandments-so-do-i/)
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican on Tuesday issued a "Ten Commandments" for motorists to keep them on the road to salvation, warning drivers against the sins of road rage, abuse of alcohol or even simple rudeness.
The unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" — particularly when used to make a dangerous passing maneuver or when used by prostitutes and their clients.
Clicky Clicky for whole article. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_road_rage)
I really didn't read what they wrote, but just to make fun of things I wrote my own. If you like them, please do digg it on my site :)
1. Thou shall not drink unless thou has connections or are (in)famous like Paris Hilton.
2. Thou shall not honk unless necessary or thou sees a hot chick.
3. Thou shall not keep windows down when blasting good music. Spread the love.
4. Thou shall not run a red light unless thou has checked for cops.
5. Thou shall not have more than 5 guys in thy car no matter how big thy car is. Thou does not enjoy sausage fest.
6. Thou shall not leave a hot chick un-picked from the road no matter how many buddies are in thy car. Thou can always kick one of ‘em out.
7. Thou shall not run homeless people over for no reason.
8. Thou shall not drive a piece of crap and then brag about it to thy friends. Accept the truth and pray to the lord.
9. Thou shall not leave thy car unwashed, specially if thy car has bird crap all over it. If thou does, then thou shall not drive around with thy car like thou is proud of it.
10. Thou shall not write 10 commandments for motorists if thou does not drive a car or has thee chauffeur drive it for thouself.
To Digg on My Site (http://www.thekingspeaks.com/2007/06/21/so-vatican-has-10-motor-commandments-so-do-i/)